We have a mess of questions about Facebook ’s CEO , some of which we ’ve posedon this very internet site . Buta new interviewwith Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has introduced one closed book we dead must ravel out : Did Mark Zuckerberg shoot a goat to end with lasers ?
Speaking to Rolling Stone , Dorsey was ask about his “ most memorable encounter ” with Zuckerberg . He then recite a strange anecdote about the world ’s fifth plentiful humankind killing a goat with a “ laser gas pedal . ”From Rolling Stone :
[ Dorsey :] Well , there was a class when he was only eating what he was killing . He made goat for me for dinner . He killed the goat .
[ Rolling Stone :] In front of you ?
[ Dorsey :] No . He kill it before . I hazard he kills it . He kills it with a optical maser gun and then the knife . Then they send it to the butcher .
When pressed , Dorsey seemed less certain , saying , “ I do n’t know . A stun gun . They sandbag it , and then he stab it . Then they air it to a butcher . ”
As you may recollect , Zuckerberg did indeed pursue a personal challenge in 2011 where he only ate the substance of animalshe personally kill . “ I ’ve learn a lot about sustainable land and raising of animals , ” hetold Fortuneat the time . “ It ’s easy to take the food we eat for granted when we can eat ripe things every day . ”
Okay , sounds normal , but were you blasting these things with a space bazooka , my guy ? Dorsey ’s comment raises a few interesting possibilities :
1 . Dorsey simply misspoke with his initial description , and Zuckerberg indeed used some kind electric blow twist to stun the Capricorn the Goat before bleeding it . Electric sweetheart are sometimes used torender smaller animals unconsciousbefore mass murder , and often have a scepter - type plan . Personal ECT weapons , such as Tasers , would probably be inadequate and inhumane for this purpose .
2 . Dorsey was mistaken double , and what he described as “ a stun gun ” was , in fact , a enwrapped bolt pistol Zuckerberg used to kill the Capricorn . These devices stun animals by shooting a retractible perch into their skull and enter popular culture as the weapon of selection of Anton Chigurh , the antagonist of Cormac McCarthy ’s No Country for Old Men and the film adaptation of the same name .
3 . Dorsey unexpectedly told the true statement the first time , and Mark Zuckerberg really does have some kind of secret Terminator gun he used to zap that short laughingstock to the handsome garbage dump in the sky . Realizing his fault , Dorsey then made up the whole “ stun accelerator pedal ” matter .
So which is it ? We have out own distrust , but only the heads of the world ’s most exhausting social meshing may know for sure .
We have reached out to both Facebook and Jack Dorsey for remark and will update this story if and when they respond .
If you know anything about Mark Zuckerberg ’s “ optical maser hit man ” or have your own theory about the nature of the gadget , please email us at[email protect ] .
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