intelligence operation officials released five “ home television ” of Osama Bin Laden recovered from the Al Qaeda leader ’s chemical compound after he was kill by U.S. forcefulness on Sunday . We know what you ’re wondering : None of them , so far , are sex taping .

Instead , the five videos — excerpts of which are below — are mostly outtakes from his propaganda films , plus , obviously , footage of Bin Laden take in himself on television ( would n’t you , too ? ) . They ’ve curated by the Pentagon from what a fourth-year intelligence officeholder called “ the single largest collection ” of Al Qaeda material , and put on , we hazard , some form of special “ Osama Outtakes ” DVD that was shown to reporters today .

The government is release the video without sound so as not to “ spread the Scripture of a terrorist , ” giving enterprising untested YouTubers a golden chance . ( Someone get on the “ Yakety Sax ” overdub , spry ! ) But the Sojourner Truth is , there ’s not much novel to discover here , as the release of the videos is as much propaganda as the videos themselves : Bin Laden was obsessed with his image and appearance ! He dye his beard ! He made goofy mistakes !

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Meanwhile , Al Jazeeragot its handwriting on footagefrom inside Bin Laden ’s compound , which twist out to be , well , filthy , as you may see on your right wing .

[ CNN , MSNBC , images via CNN ]

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