It could only happen in the movies . Except it did n’t . A Brazilian cleaning woman suspected her husband of cheating , so she hires a hitman to drink down the supposed she - devil . Only the triggerman fall in love the homewrecker instead . So what does he do ? He counterfeit her murder . With LOTS of ketchup .
severely , this has all the trappings of a really dark romantic comedy . Carlos Roberto de Jesus and Iranildes Aguiar Araujo are starcrossed lovers , keep apart by charges of infidelity and pedigree money . De Jesus ’ client , Maria Nilza Simoes , paid for justice . £ 345 worth , anyway . So the only thing they could cerebrate of is fake Araujo ’s death . By drenching her in a condiment and having her hold tight a machete under her arm like she was stabbed . Because that actually works in genuine sprightliness ? Who knew ?
Satisfied , Simoes post her hired killer on his way , pass on the lovers free to find their future together . Which must ’ve been like a day , because Simoes see them making out in public pretty soon after . Simoes went to the police to have de Jesus and Araujo arrested for extortion , but she got vellicate too for the whole conspiring to kill a person in dusty blood thing . The trio are now out on bail and credibly await the zaniest court case in Brazil ’s recent history .
Seriously , what ’s Jennifer Aniston doing ? This is too good to pass by up . [ Daily MailviaGeekosystem ]
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