Today is a very exciting day for Gizmodo . Serious , too . We ’ve got all sorts of exciting cell news . But first something for the best communication gadget I can think of : the penis . This operative stainless steel corkscrew - cum - cat thingy ( the Ouch ! cistron is subside by its silicone gum elastic “ comforter impinging zones ” ) is the Extensys 4000 , a “ penial extension therapy machine ” fit in to its creators , Dr Ameyda and Dr Cenilo .
The good doctors ’ boast is that every night use of the Extensys 4000 over a four month full point will give you an extra 1 centimeter in the trouser section . They also claim bigger and better orgasms , a high sex crusade ( of course — you’re going to want to show off your new willy , are n’t you ? ) and harder erection . By the path , Ameyda is an orthodontist , but madam , do n’t let your boyfriend carry you that it will fix your teeth while it ’s working on him .
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