Buckle-less Belt Goes Against All T’s Principles

Yeah , me again . I got into the Gizmodo office using a onager Hannibal and I constructed from a drainpipe , a coupla orchis bearings , some onetime tyre safe that I ripped with my simple hands and a warp - less knock . Now this ai n’t no infomercial add to you on the QVCQVT shopping channel , but I am Mr T and I sanction this message . When I first heard about the warp - less whack , I think , “ What the hell is a buckle - less knock ? Is it like a zipless piece of tail ?

( Sorry Momma , I know you do n’t like me to blaspheme , but it ’s it ’s a quote from a famous book by a learned generator , you cognise ? ) And yeah , I judge you ’re surprised that I read Erica Jong . Hell , I ’m surprise I show Erica Jong . I like her . If you do n’t roll in the hay her , she wrote a book of account way back in the Seventies , when I was still in ‘ Nam — or was I in military prison , framed for a criminal offence I did not commit?—memory ’s a number woozy these days . Anyway , this book , it ’s called Fear of Flying , so of course I picked it up . Well , Face give it to me , really , said some ladyfriend of his had recommended it . So , I starts reading it , recall it ’ll cure all my travel woefulness . Nope . No , it had absolutely bugger fuck nuthin’ , sorry Mamma , to do with gettin ’ on a plane . Well , it sort of is , but it mostly is n’t .

But T ’s become off the subject here . Do n’t push him off the buckle - less belt . It ’s made by Sruli Recht , it derive in three sizes — three , four and five cm — and four colour , three of which I sanction ( material body , pearl , rust fungus ) one of which I do n’t ( ash , do n’t smoke , kids . And respect your Momma ) . It ’s slue using a jet of water and made in Iceland . Oh , and before I go , get one thing straight , fool , I do n’t wish Ice . I do n’t care Ice - T. And so it goes without say I probably do n’t like citizenry from Iceland . [ Cool Hunting ]

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