process “ sneak into Microsoft and steal poppycock ” goes well until your oddment gets the best of you and you just HAVE to see what Steve Ballmer ’s function looks like . Big fault . The fiend is unleashed .
Ballmer chases you down a dorm . You …
• Shoot him . Turn to page 61 .
• prove and outrun him . Turn to Thomas Nelson Page 89 .
• Turn around and charge at him , vaguely commemorate an old show on Animal Planet where you hear something about how the dominant Gorilla gorilla in a pack never takes shit from nobody . Turn to page 29 .
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