Oh no . Your Big Holiday Event is just a day / hour/30 minutes ago away , and you have yet to clean up an appropriate gift . One option is to endeavor to find a 24 - hour drug store . Another is slaying - self-destruction . Do n’t annoy ! I ’m sure I have something .
Do n’t take any of the single I have n’t read yet . Or any of the ones I wish . Here is Chuck Klosterman ’s intact literary catalog from my time as an asshole in high school . you could put it in a box and present it as a set . No , I do n’t have a box , but here ’s a transcript ofInfinite Jest . Its page have never been touched by human hand .
Prometheus sacrificed everything to gift world with fervidness ; do n’t get his eternal excruciation have been in vain . This one is lemon vervain . It smells like the Olive Garden and crayon .
This camera got me through my senior year of eminent shoal and the entirety of college . Your giftee ’s smartphone camera is belike secure at this point , but hey — retro ! Also , his or her smartphone presumably did not get along with pic of 17 - year - olds drinking in parking fortune . picture they ’ll be capable to see if they can find the charger . I sure as shooting ca n’t .
Every six calendar month or so , I decide to protrude writing thing in journal . I have never once written anything in a journal . Which , fortunately for our giftee - to - be , has n’t stopped me from buy a young notebook computer every clip the temper strikes . Here are four . They ’ll go nicely with these pens from the workweek I decided that I was into pen .
Thank you .
After breaking my leg elderly year of college , I spent three weeks pin . The selection at Michael ’s was limited , and it was either Christ or a mahimahi . I have an irrational disdain for dolphins . The painting does n’t have a frame , but feel liberal to take some thumbtacks . ( Important greenback : The comedic value of the drawn - on “ YOLO ” oral communication bubble has importantly diminish over time . Will in all probability continue to do so . )
This unlikely twosome was discover in the bottom of my suitcase and is your most high peril / high reward pick . On the one bridge player , judging from the envelope alone , it appears that you put enough thought into the gift to make a pre - meditated purchasing determination . On the other , should they ever calculate inwardly , Borders does not exist . Best used aspirationally for babies and the otherwise illiterate .
It ’s the least you could do after reach someone actual garbage .
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